Rockets type 1 and joke

New short tale! Lets speak about rockets type 1. You use them ingame. There is some place for a joke about how to become a pilot. This is retro!

Rockets type 1 and joke

Shooting with rockets – most important part of fighting in space. Rockets can be different. My space avenger is equipped with rockets type 1. This is rockets, which can fly in space environment. This is theirs main feature. Mainly, they are the same as on planet Earth. But with some updates in terms of reliability and compact size. Avenger is not rubber.

This is cheap in production, fast in production, reliable and compact in battle rockets. They are good enough for shooting in space, and above moon territories or on planets with atmosphere. Mainly, they are simple and not going far from rockets of 20 century.

They have another engine and explosion thing is another. But, there are lots of them and you can think about them as a ammo for machinegun. You can shoot them with no hesitate. They are good for education purpose.

So, at this moment, I remember some joke.

— Father, will I be astronaut, when I grow up? — Yes, but if you can run in time in a shop for cigarettes before shop close. Run as fast as rocket!

So, this way, I become a space pilot. If tell you this story a short way. Saying a word, this kind of rockets I know from a learning courses age. I can say, this rocket is my good old friend.